College Struggles Gifts

Undergraduate talking to college porter

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"One year closer to college!"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Wanna talk about it?

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"