College Survival Gifts

Searching for thoughtful gifts for students heading to college? Explore our collection of witty, encouraging products designed to celebrate their new adventure and help them conquer college life with a smile.

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College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower mockup

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

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'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.' mockup

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.' mockup

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

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"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

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"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley." mockup

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

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'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.' mockup

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

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'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!' mockup

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

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'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.' mockup

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

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'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!' mockup

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

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I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs. mockup

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

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Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished. mockup

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

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"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking." mockup

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

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'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...' mockup

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

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'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.' mockup

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

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'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.' mockup

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

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'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.' mockup

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

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"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues." mockup

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

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"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

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