Academic Life Juggler Gifts

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Working hours.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Supermom.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"How was work?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Balancing work and family

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'