Academic Life Juggler T-Shirts

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Working hours.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Supermom.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Laptop Dancing.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How was work?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Balancing work and family

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'