Academic Jugglers Pillows

Student wrestling with life issues.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Supermom.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How was work?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."