Student Life Juggler Pillows

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

Schoolboy

Work/Life Balance

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"How was work?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Decorating with Children

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"I need a gap year."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

Children.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Gone for Broke College

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."