Student Life Juggler Prints

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

Schoolboy

Work/Life Balance

Interdisciplinary studies.

University Soapflakes

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How was work?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Decorating with Children

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"I need a gap year."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

Children.

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."