Overdue Book Juggler Gifts

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Storm in the out tray

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Computer games

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Time to do it in!"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Student Debt

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'