Overdue Book Juggler T-Shirts

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Storm in the out tray

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Computer games

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Fries and kids

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

'Wait a minute....!

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"Time to do it in!"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Student Debt

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.