Directional Daredevil Gifts

"I am not asking for directions."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I see you do all your own stunts."