Design Deviant Gifts

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

The Hammer

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Curtains haberdashery

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Artists At The Auto Show

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Stop now and get some new ideas.

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'