Tech Deviant Gifts

Hacker

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

Pokemon Get Lost

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.