Tech Deviant T-Shirts

Hacker

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Noooooooooooo!"

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones