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Rise of the Robots

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Moses on the web

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"I'll never forget you."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

The power of the brain

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

My First Bitcoin.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Write about robots."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Mark Zuckerberg

'Wheel.'