Tech Visionary T-Shirts

'On the left, this year's reading scores. On the right, the same data digitally enhanced.'

The moment of truth for the young Steve Jobs.

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Driver sees computer grid replacing landscape ahead. Road sign reads: 'Computer Simulation Next 2 Miles.'

'We have this piece of the Web 2.0 puzzle but we need the rest.'

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'If we just perfect the self-driving car, we can build the entire interior around distracting communication and entertainment gadgets!'

"Teddy, did you agree to sell an idea to Google for one point two seven billion?"

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"What can you do that my smartphone can't?"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Write about robots."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The guy who invented the MP3 player.

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

"Mr. Paxburton is out of town this week. Would you like to speak to a computer simulation of him?"

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

An igod.

Plus Infinity Squared, the greatest social networking endorsement yet!

"What's your resolution?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"Do you know that within 10 years, we'll be able to teleport anywhere in the world?"

"It's an impressive CV, but we were hoping to employ a human being,"

Telecoms Law

Artificial Intelligence

Meta losses

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

The Day After Machines Achieve Consciousness..

"All power to robots!"

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."