Tech Rebel T-Shirts

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Luddites Unite! Visit our anti-technology website @lowtech.com.

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

Couple holding sign reading 'Facebook is over if you want it'.

Call of the Wild Only

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Hear No Evil

"My art has been dark and disturbed since my parents punished me by taking my phone away."

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Black Sheep

Holographic workers unhappy with their working conditions.

Skull Icons

Mobile Bans

Phone Ban

Ahhhh! What? What is that in your hand? A book? Ahhh! Step away from the Luddite! Curse the e-reader crowd.

Find me anything starring Kim Kardashian. I'd rather not. Ok. Then find me anything starring Khloe Kardashian. I will not. Ok. Then find me anything starring Kourtney Kardashian. Keep this up and I will go on strike. The Smart Home is not all it's cracked up to be. The toaster oven has agreed to also go on strike.

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

Claus 2.0

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."