Design Deviant Pillows

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

The Hammer

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Artists At The Auto Show

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Stop now and get some new ideas.