Decoration Deviant Pillows

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Food inspection results

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

You can never over garnish!

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

"No I've changed my mind again, it looked better over there."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

"You're coming to bed like that?. . . Really?"

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

Corona virus Christmas tree

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

Employee Of The Month

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

Deck the Halls!

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

"It's all a misunderstanding, your Honor. My client just went a little over-the-top with his Christmas decorating due to a neighborhood contest."

"Better make him an offer he can't refuse."

"He says he needs somewhere hotter to work from."

Search attic - find Xmas decorations and Santa Suit. Update greeting card list. Buy cards and stamps. Make gift list. Put up lights. Start cards. Get tree - decorate tree. Gift shopping. Finish caards. Mail cards. Francine's Xmas party. More gift shopping. Make Xmas candy. More gift shopping. Caroling with neighbors. Wrap gifts. Plan Xmas dinner. Play Santa at party. Get more lights. What do you want for Christmas, Frank? Another month to prepare for it! (Published previously on December 19, 19