Direction Delinquent Gifts

"Take a right ar the first worm hole you come to, then go straight for 67 light years. It'll be on your left. You can't miss it."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"I am not asking for directions."

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

You are Here

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

The Life of Riley...

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

Recalculating!

'Some scout he is!'

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Scarecrow Directions

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"That's not what I said."

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.