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'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

US Post Office: 'Can you get this to Walla Walla by Whitsuntide?'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"They look so young and helpless."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'