Delivery Daredevil T-Shirts

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

US Post Office: 'Can you get this to Walla Walla by Whitsuntide?'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"They look so young and helpless."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."