Delivery Daredevils T-Shirts

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Dummies Books.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Kids."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

Robot Olympics

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

DIY store with a first aid department

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'