Delivery Daredevils Gifts

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Kids."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

Robot Olympics

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

DIY store with a first aid department

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'