Dessert Deviant Mugs

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Chocolate Shop

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Pie Filling Reader

Sweet surprise.

Let's skip to dessert

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Somewhere in France

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'Therapy?'