Dessert Daredevil Gifts

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

The last piece of tornado cake

'Our desserts are to die for!'

"New on the dessert menu,torture by chocolate."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

You are what you eat - Fruitcake.

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

Mouse Trampoline

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"More?"

The mission: Impossible burger.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"