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"Robert has resolved to be more tolerant. He's starting off slowly with lactose."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'How's the water skiing?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Chocs away.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

The mission: Impossible burger.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Funky Chef 2

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'