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"Robert has resolved to be more tolerant. He's starting off slowly with lactose."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Chocs away.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Gigot de sept heures."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Funky Chef 2

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"