Dough Daredevil T-Shirts

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."