Dough Daredevil T-Shirts

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Gigot de sept heures."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."