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Enjoyment...reading...choosing...understanding.

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

Avocado Timeline

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I like my steak well done."

Bookworm group

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Salvador Deli

The mushroom pickers

Edible food section in the library.

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

Holy Pizza

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."