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Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Quartet of chefs.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Cooking With Pollock.

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Chinese Novel Cookie

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Chicago School of Home Economics

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Salvador Deli

Hudson River Crouton

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

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