Literary Gourmet Gifts

Enjoyment...reading...choosing...understanding.

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Avocado Timeline

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I like my steak well done."

Bookworm group

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Edible food section in the library.

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

The mushroom pickers

Salvador Deli

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Holy Pizza

"Which entrée raises the fewest ethical issues?"

Christmas canape?

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."