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Literary Gourmet Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who adores the written word and gourmet flavors? Our collection combines elegance with wit, offering a charming way to celebrate their literary and culinary passions. Whether they’re reading with a glass of wine or enjoying a sophisticated meal, our products make their moments extra special. Explore items designed to delight literary gourmets and elevate their appreciation for books and gourmet delights alike.
"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."
Writer and his Muse on a cookout.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."
'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'
Cook in the cookery section.
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"
Avocado Timeline
'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'
What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.
Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!
The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'
"I like my steak well done."
Bookworm group
'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'
'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'
Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture
A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.
Salvador Deli
The mushroom pickers
Edible food section in the library.
"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."
'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'
'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'
Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.
"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."
The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels
Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app
'How come you never bring meatballs?'
Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.
"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."
Holy Pizza
"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."
Literary Gourmet Gifts Collection
Literary Gourmet Mugs
Discover more mugs that perfect the gourmet and literary mood—ideal for those who love their beverages just as much as their books.
Literary Gourmet Pillows
Find plush pillows that bring literary and gourmet humor into their home decor, making every couch or bed a cozy retreat.
Literary Gourmet Prints
Browse art prints that celebrate the literary gourmet in a sophisticated and witty style, perfect for decorating their reading nook or kitchen wall.
Literary Gourmet T-Shirts
Explore stylish t-shirts that capture the wit and charm of the literary gourmet—great for casual outings or cozy reading sessions.