Devotee Of The Devilishly Delicious T-Shirts

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Chocolate Shop

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Sweet surprise.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Let's skip to dessert

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Somewhere in France

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Therapy?'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.