Indecisive Decorator Mugs

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad for you but to die for

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

A new meaning in the Roman

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'Decisions, decisions!'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

'Not that yukky color!'

Xmas tree

Now Selling - All-these-houses-look-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Snowglobe In Summer

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'