Indecisive Decorators Mugs

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bad for you but to die for

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'How are you doing on your side?'

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

A new meaning in the Roman

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

Xmas tree

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

'Not that yukky color!'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Snowglobe In Summer

Easter Island Decorating

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'