Improvised Decorators Pillows

The Desert Island Christmas

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."