Improvised Decorators T-Shirts

The Desert Island Christmas

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Still Life With Nordic Track

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!