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"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

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"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'The roof needs icing.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

A new meaning in the Roman

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Pyramid Skiers

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Violin Playing Snowman.

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.