Improvisation Artist T-Shirts

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

Island with sail.

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Remember to lash from the outside!

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'