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Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.

'That high chair is being recalled. Some kind of safety issue.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Remember to lash from the outside!

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

The Art of Bantering!

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'