Improvisational Innovator T-Shirts

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Pyramid Skiers

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Evolution.

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I get my ideas on sale...

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"This is a real Dada performance."

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'