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Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"Draw your own path."

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

Chez Nous Menu

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

I get my ideas on sale...

Benjamin Franklin.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Pyramid Skiers

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

"This is a real Dada performance."

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"