Improvisational Genius Prints

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"Draw your own path."

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

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"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Benjamin Franklin.

I get my ideas on sale...

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

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Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"This is a real Dada performance."

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'