Improvised Ingenuity T-Shirts

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

"Draw your own path."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I get my ideas on sale...

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Pyramid Skiers

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

Muggers.

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

The Desert Island Christmas

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.

"In the absence of a piano....."

Island with sail.

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

Games Store Snow Shoes.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

'We must be near civilisation - there's an abandoned supermarket trolley over there.'

"The boy sure likes it!"

'That high chair is being recalled. Some kind of safety issue.'