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'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

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Rocking horse

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"First snowman?"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

Building giant sand pies.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

I get my ideas on sale...

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Pyramid Skiers

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"This is a real Dada performance."

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

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