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"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.