Improvisation Experts Gifts

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"All I could find was this butternut squash."