Improvising Gifts

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

You Must Pick... Right Tool For The Job or MacGyver

Leash broke - lucky I'm a 42D

Games Store Snow Shoes.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"On. More. Try."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Remember to lash from the outside!

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."