Improvising Pillows

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Leash broke - lucky I'm a 42D

Games Store Snow Shoes.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"On. More. Try."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."