Improviser Pillows

Fly By Seat Of Pants

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

"Are you sure it'll float?"

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

Toilet Roll Dilemma

"Looks like we found the issue."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Remember to lash from the outside!

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls