Creative Improvisor Pillows

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Remember to lash from the outside!

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Pyramid Skiers