Creative Improvisor Gifts

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Remember to lash from the outside!

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.