Machine Improvisor Gifts

Cook-In.

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

"And this is the traditional alternative."

Genius Bar

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

"This is a real Dada performance."

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

"Are you sure it'll float?"

Flow Chart.

"The poor soul forgot his PowerPoint presentation and he's having to improvise."