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Cook-In.

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

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"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Genius Bar

"And this is the traditional alternative."

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

"This is a real Dada performance."

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

Flow Chart.

Helicopter as a clothes drier